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NYC Eats, Ranked
I take restaurant rankings unreasonably seriously. These lists are opinionated, regularly re-litigated, and updated whenever a new contender enters the ring.
Thai
Updated June 2026
Judged on curry depth, spice honesty, and whether the basil is actually holy.
- Number 1:
Bangkok Supper Club
West Village
- Number 2:
Chada
West Village
- Number 3:
Sappe
West Village
- Number 4:
Thai Diner
Nolita
- Number 5:
Mitr Thai
Midtown
- Number 6:
Fish Cheeks
NoHo
- Number 7:
Soothr
East Village
- Number 8:
Pranakhon
Union Square
- Number 9:
Thep Thai
Upper East Side
- Number 10:
Thai Villa
Flatiron
Indian
Updated June 2026
Judged on gravy-to-rice ratio, bread program, and respect for the home-cooking canon.
- Number 1:
Dhamaka
Lower East Side · $$$
Order: Goat neck dum biryani
Placeholder note — swap in the real take.
- Number 2:
Semma
Greenwich Village · $$$
Order: Gunpowder dosa
Placeholder note — swap in the real take.
- Number 3:
Adda
Long Island City · $$
Order: Lucknow dum biryani
Placeholder note — swap in the real take.
- Number 4:
Jackson Diner
Jackson Heights · $
Order: The lunch buffet, obviously
Placeholder note — swap in the real take.